Manga Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion

Here, as promised, Neon Genesis Evangelion (the Manga.) In Japanese, It is Shin Sheki Evangelion, which translates to New Century Evangelion.

EVA is regarded as a good series and a definitive mecha series. However, if this is the definitive or a definitive mecha series, I feel sorry for the genre.

Plot: The plot evolves around a boy named shinji, who is called upon to pilot a giant robot called EVA. He meets his father, who ignores him and treats their relationship as purely business and tries to get shinji to stand on his own two feet, which is something shinji continually tries to avoid doing. Gendo, shinji’s father, prefers to spend time with ayanami rei, an emotionless 14 year old girl who spends a lot of time being naked. Fanservice that they attempt to justify through her emotionless character-she simply doesn’t care about being naked.

Of course, it is later revealed that she is some sort of science creation and there are many clone bodies of her (which a couple other characters destroy) so it stands to reason that the big boss of the blace (gendo) would spend more time with rei-given she is basically an artificial creation, they basically need to constantly moniter her. Given how much it costs to make a clone of a simple animal, and they have a giant fluid-filled tank full of rei clones, it would also to be to ensure nothing happens to what amounts to a really expensive body.

Either way, the series constantly pulls off slight sexual innuendo and suggestive themes, some of which are very subtle and very freudian.

I would try to explain the plot, but it is a jumbled mass of conspiracy theories and twisted judeo-christian ideas. But, it is something about these angels are tryng to come into contact with some giant thing nailed to a cross and cause something, but they stop it by fighting the angels with these gian trobots that are actually made from the crucified thing, but one of the robots turns into an angel…and something about a giant spear in space and a computer that is called the magii and…

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2012 & Third Impact: This Time For Sure!

 

Uh oh ..... Pull shade ..... draw curtains.

2012 & Third Impact: This Time For Sure!

October 21 has come & gone & it looks as if Harold Camping is wrong again (He has since retired & now says no one can know the time …..). No rapture. No armageddon. No world destruction.

And for us Evangelion fans, no Third Impact! As for me, good!

But wait! There is 2012. When the Mayan calender ends. Even though there are no indications that something would happen there has been much speculation about ….. THE END (Roll credits.). It’s all bullcrap but then again what a better time for Third Impact to happen.

So, when the ball drops on New Years’ & “Guy Lombardo” strikes up the band (Yeah, yeah, I know. It’s later. possibly 12-21-12. Can’t be too careful though.), be on the lookout for any hovering, blue haired, Japanese albino schoolgirls in the vicinity. Do whatever you can to avoid physical contact. Fight, run, hide, whatever. Just don’t let her get close enough to touch you. You may not like what will happen if you do. That’s my advice to you, take it or leave it.

So there …..

OK, so much for that. I can only hope somebody takes this warning to heart. I can only do so much to …..

Awww ….. Nooo! Not you ….. AGAIN?!. It’s not even Thanksgiving let alone New Years’. Why are you always picking on ME?! We’ve been through this ….. how many times already? Twice. Yeah, two times before & both times I’ve rejected Instrumentality & came back. The last time what was left of me dribbled under the front door & I rematerialized outside my apartment. BUTT NEKKID! Have you any idea how embarrassing that is? (Good thing the door was unlocked.) Come to think of it I don’t think you would …..

Look ….. kid. I don’t want Instrumentality. Really, I don’t. I don’t wanna be one with the greater “whatever”. I don’t care to be joined to the collective conciousness of the oversoul. I’m not into that communal thing. I’m also not into that fetishy schoolgirl look you seem to effect ….. & …..

Never you mind what I’m into! That’s not the point! The point is I don’t wanna go! I like it here. I like being here. And I like me just the way I am. It may be lonely & “painful” but that’s the way it is. I can take it.

Now I know I can’t outrun you, so I’m just gonna step right here in this here bath tub (Plug’s in? Good!) & pretend you’re not here. I figure if I reject Instrumentality beforehand, I won’t have to go through the krap of “transcendance” again.

Let’s see now ….. I’m in my happy place ….. I’m in my happy place ….. my happy place ….. happy place ….. happy place ….. happy ….. happy ….. happy ….. Aw darn it! ….. BLOOOOOSH!

burble ….. burble …..

LCL ….. Crisp & clean ….. no caffiene. Never had it. Never will!

Article copyright © 11-10-2011 Jay Agan

This article first posted at Jays’ Tee Vee.

Third Impact On The Way October 21!

Sorry Evangelion fans. THE END ain't gonna happen this way!

Third Impact On The Way October 21!

OK. So Harold Camping didn’t get it quite right for May 21. Nobody vanished “in the twinkling of an eye” & nothing more than the usual chaos, murder, & mayhem has occured since. Before suffering a stroke in June, Mr. Camping said a “spiritual” judgement has been made by God & the actual rapture’s gonna take place October 21 along with the destruction of the world. More than likely, nothing’s gonna happen then either, & as it will be October, yours truely is probably gonna be watching old black ‘n white horror flicks then, howsomever …..

When 10-21 or thereabout rolls around & you start hearing Komm Susser Tod (Come Sweet Death) playing in the background. ….. Run!

Run! Run like you’ve never run before in your entire life. Run til your heart stops. Run til you can run no more & ….. Keep running.

While it may be true that no one gets away from Lillith-Rei, it doesn’t hurt to try. Yes, she may “know” the desires of everyones’ heart making resistance futile (In my case she’d appear as a girlfriend from LONG ago who I should NOT have broken up with.). Give it a go anyway.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. You’re on your own.

So there.

Well, no one can accuse me of not tipping ‘em off. It’s every man for himself & I’ve got a new pair of track shoes. Yessir! No “liquid nirvanna” for me! I’m ready to ….. Huh? ….. Well hi hon! I haven’t seen you in ….. Wait a minute! You’re not her! YOU’RE NOT HER! No way you’re gonna get me! It’ll be a cold day in ….. What the!? …..How’d you get ahead a’ me! ….. YIKE! …..Splat! ….. burble ….. burble …..

LCL. Wotta you got that sticks or squeaks?

Article copyright © 9-20-2011 Jay Agan

This article was first posted on Jays’ Tee Vee.

Grasshopper Manufacture to create a Neon Genesis Evangelion Video Game

Grasshopper Manufacture, led by Goichi Suda, has announced that they are going to be making a Neon Genesis Evangelion video game.  Grasshopper has been known for past titles such as, No More Heroes, Killer 7, and its upcoming title Shadows of the Damned.  The game will be based off the new Rebuild of Evangelion movies, which is a remake of the original series.  The title has been revealed to be an odd combination of a rhythm, action, and music game.  Famed Akira Yamaoka, musical contributor to the Silent Hill franchise, will be mixing the music.  This whole production will be overseen by Goichi Suda himself.  The title has been revealed to be 85 percent finished and is to be released this September in Japan for the Sony Playstation Portable.

A rhythm, action, music game created by Grasshopper Manufacture sounds like a very odd combination.  I have doubts about how well this game will be, but its always interesting to see what Suda can come up with.  Here is a link to a trailer for the game – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_G57bGI-BI&feature=player_embedded.

Late Breaking News: “Expert” Predicts Third Impact To Hit May 21

 

Now if this is what LCL was made of .....

 

Late Breaking News: “Expert” Predicts Third Impact To Hit May 21

Well not quite. Harold Camping of Family Radio claims to have calculated the exact time & date of the end of the world. His calculations indicate May 21, 2011 to be exactly 7000 years after the Great Flood. Since 2nd Peter, chapt. 3, verse 8 states “one day with the Lord as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day,” and as God gave the world a seven day warning period before the Great Flood, he figures “Judgement Day”, will fall on that date.

While I think Mr. Camping is full of blueberry whack muffins (He’s been wrong several times before.), I feel a warning to be in order: When May 21 rolls around, be sure to steer clear of any blue haired, red eyed, female adolescents who may be “hovering” about. The individuality you save may be your own! Evangelion fans know whereof whom I speak.

To coin a phrase uttered by Charlton Heston in Soylent Green: “LCL ….. is ….. people!”

You have been warned. That is all.

Whew! Well, I’ve done my bit. When it comes time for the implementation of the Human Instrumentality Pro-ject, they better keep that wierd Ayanami kid away from me. I have no want or desire to be converted into so many ounces of Log Cabin. I really don’t need ….. What the ….. ! Hey kid! You really got some NERV comin’ here! Why I oughta ….. Whoa! Wait a sec! Your’e ….. No way! Get back! No! ….. Go away! ….. No! ….. No! ….. Aaaiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee! ….. SPLASH! ….. burble ….. burble …..

L ….. C ….. L
That’s the name,
Flush your cares ‘n troubles,
Down the drain.
L ….. C …..Llllllll …..

This dire warning copyright © 5-5-2011 Jay Agan

Originally posted at http://jaysteevee.blogspot.com/