2012 & Third Impact: This Time For Sure!


Uh oh ..... Pull shade ..... draw curtains.

2012 & Third Impact: This Time For Sure!

October 21 has come & gone & it looks as if Harold Camping is wrong again (He has since retired & now says no one can know the time …..). No rapture. No armageddon. No world destruction.

And for us Evangelion fans, no Third Impact! As for me, good!

But wait! There is 2012. When the Mayan calender ends. Even though there are no indications that something would happen there has been much speculation about ….. THE END (Roll credits.). It’s all bullcrap but then again what a better time for Third Impact to happen.

So, when the ball drops on New Years’ & “Guy Lombardo” strikes up the band (Yeah, yeah, I know. It’s later. possibly 12-21-12. Can’t be too careful though.), be on the lookout for any hovering, blue haired, Japanese albino schoolgirls in the vicinity. Do whatever you can to avoid physical contact. Fight, run, hide, whatever. Just don’t let her get close enough to touch you. You may not like what will happen if you do. That’s my advice to you, take it or leave it.

So there …..

OK, so much for that. I can only hope somebody takes this warning to heart. I can only do so much to …..

Awww ….. Nooo! Not you ….. AGAIN?!. It’s not even Thanksgiving let alone New Years’. Why are you always picking on ME?! We’ve been through this ….. how many times already? Twice. Yeah, two times before & both times I’ve rejected Instrumentality & came back. The last time what was left of me dribbled under the front door & I rematerialized outside my apartment. BUTT NEKKID! Have you any idea how embarrassing that is? (Good thing the door was unlocked.) Come to think of it I don’t think you would …..

Look ….. kid. I don’t want Instrumentality. Really, I don’t. I don’t wanna be one with the greater “whatever”. I don’t care to be joined to the collective conciousness of the oversoul. I’m not into that communal thing. I’m also not into that fetishy schoolgirl look you seem to effect ….. & …..

Never you mind what I’m into! That’s not the point! The point is I don’t wanna go! I like it here. I like being here. And I like me just the way I am. It may be lonely & “painful” but that’s the way it is. I can take it.

Now I know I can’t outrun you, so I’m just gonna step right here in this here bath tub (Plug’s in? Good!) & pretend you’re not here. I figure if I reject Instrumentality beforehand, I won’t have to go through the krap of “transcendance” again.

Let’s see now ….. I’m in my happy place ….. I’m in my happy place ….. my happy place ….. happy place ….. happy place ….. happy ….. happy ….. happy ….. Aw darn it! ….. BLOOOOOSH!

burble ….. burble …..

LCL ….. Crisp & clean ….. no caffiene. Never had it. Never will!

Article copyright © 11-10-2011 Jay Agan

This article first posted at Jays’ Tee Vee.

Third Impact On The Way October 21!

Sorry Evangelion fans. THE END ain't gonna happen this way!

Third Impact On The Way October 21!

OK. So Harold Camping didn’t get it quite right for May 21. Nobody vanished “in the twinkling of an eye” & nothing more than the usual chaos, murder, & mayhem has occured since. Before suffering a stroke in June, Mr. Camping said a “spiritual” judgement has been made by God & the actual rapture’s gonna take place October 21 along with the destruction of the world. More than likely, nothing’s gonna happen then either, & as it will be October, yours truely is probably gonna be watching old black ‘n white horror flicks then, howsomever …..

When 10-21 or thereabout rolls around & you start hearing Komm Susser Tod (Come Sweet Death) playing in the background. ….. Run!

Run! Run like you’ve never run before in your entire life. Run til your heart stops. Run til you can run no more & ….. Keep running.

While it may be true that no one gets away from Lillith-Rei, it doesn’t hurt to try. Yes, she may “know” the desires of everyones’ heart making resistance futile (In my case she’d appear as a girlfriend from LONG ago who I should NOT have broken up with.). Give it a go anyway.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. You’re on your own.

So there.

Well, no one can accuse me of not tipping ‘em off. It’s every man for himself & I’ve got a new pair of track shoes. Yessir! No “liquid nirvanna” for me! I’m ready to ….. Huh? ….. Well hi hon! I haven’t seen you in ….. Wait a minute! You’re not her! YOU’RE NOT HER! No way you’re gonna get me! It’ll be a cold day in ….. What the!? …..How’d you get ahead a’ me! ….. YIKE! …..Splat! ….. burble ….. burble …..

LCL. Wotta you got that sticks or squeaks?

Article copyright © 9-20-2011 Jay Agan

This article was first posted on Jays’ Tee Vee.